Welcome to a nook of the Interwebs slathered in multiple splurts of horror-obsessed goregasm puddin'. Mostly of the 80s, 90s, VHS, werewolf, and sexploitation varieties.

** animated gifs are of my original splurty seed unless specified otherwise.

** NO gore in this blog is real. 100% imagination, creativity, and art!

You're goin' down. Chainsaw.


The Elvira Show. CBS filmed a pilot for the Elvira show hot off the heels of the movie “Elvira, Mistress of the Dark” though the shows plot line has nothing to do with the movie. I was lucky enough to actually be at the taping of this pilot. The show starred Cassandra Peterson as Elvira and Katherine Helmond as Aunt Minerva. The writing is witty and chocked full of innuendoes and one liners that are so bad they are great! Too bad it was never picked up.

Video sketch from Elvira’s live stage show at Knott’s Scary Farm’s 41st Halloween Haunt. Elvira has been banished to “Hollywood Hell” and forced to find her way out of such classics as Silence of The Lambs, The Birds, The Exorcist, Paranormal Activity, and Carrie.